Ruttpanggess is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic deer.

Ruttpanggess created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttpanggess, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ruttpanggess, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ruttpanggess' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Ruttpanggess' Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

2. Retreat if nine dolphins approach from the west.

3. Do not take Ruttpanggess' name in vain.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.