Cimbedranceb is a god.

It takes the form of a small, resourceful turtle.

Cimbedranceb created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimbedranceb, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cimbedranceb, it will remove you from existence.

Cimbedranceb's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cimbedranceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at dawn.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.