Cimbedranceb is a god.
It takes the form of a small, resourceful
turtle.
Cimbedranceb created energy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cimbedranceb, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Cimbedranceb, it will remove you from existence.
Cimbedranceb's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Cimbedranceb's Holy Commandments1. Never cross rivers at dawn.
2. Pray towards the east.
3. Never talk about special relativity.
4. Do not wear fawn clothing.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.