Dutmotton is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, temperamental badger.

Dutmotton created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutmotton, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dutmotton, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Dutmotton's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dutmotton's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Always cleanse blood with water.

3. Never paint your back blue.

4. Put Dutmotton first in all things.

5. Shun those given to greed.