Vedbonklarg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm camel.

Vedbonklarg created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedbonklarg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vedbonklarg, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Vedbonklarg's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Vedbonklarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Vedbonklarg.