Hignat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, tiresome fish.

Hignat created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hignat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hignat, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hignat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hignat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hignat.

2. Hide from pink manatees for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Never pray while filled with joy.

5. Never handle nickel while unclean.