Tennaklad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent fairy.

Tennaklad created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Tennaklad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tennaklad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Tennaklad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Tennaklad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill doves.

2. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

3. Always remove rings before entering holy places.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.