Nabingmil is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, two-faced raven.

Nabingmil created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nabingmil, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nabingmil, it will be very unhappy.

Nabingmil's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nabingmil's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabingmil.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not prepare pineapples while filled with envy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.