Tiklabboss is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, merciful swallow.

Tiklabboss created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiklabboss, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tiklabboss, it will have a low opinion of you.

Tiklabboss' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tiklabboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

2. Never fashion tools from stone.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Do not take Tiklabboss' name in vain.

5. Never prepare oranges during winter.