Gepqueegdod is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous shrew.

Gepqueegdod created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepqueegdod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gepqueegdod, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gepqueegdod's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gepqueegdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

2. Gepqueegdod must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never prepare grapes during autumn.

4. Never mark doors with mauve.

5. Always wash your feet before prayer.