Rothinnan is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, strong weasel.

Rothinnan created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rothinnan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rothinnan, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Rothinnan's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Rothinnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rothinnan.

3. Never talk about special relativity near otters while wearing blue tights and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your back.

4. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.