Cubdanquim is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous cow.

Cubdanquim created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubdanquim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cubdanquim, it will turn you into a goat.

Cubdanquim's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cubdanquim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Cubdanquim on top of all buildings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Cubdanquim must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always store peas above ground.