Mumfotbut is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unfair wasp.

Mumfotbut created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumfotbut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mumfotbut, he will be mildly annoyed.

Mumfotbut's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Mumfotbut's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never sprint in the presence of moths.