Bamtanbin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing salamander.

Bamtanbin created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamtanbin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bamtanbin, she will curse you with boils.

Bamtanbin's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bamtanbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Never remain kneeling at midday.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Do not travel during winter.