Flisontgum is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful guinea pig.

Flisontgum created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisontgum, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flisontgum, she will curse you with boils.

Flisontgum's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Flisontgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.