Sablambut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring dove.

Sablambut created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sablambut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sablambut, it will turn you into a rat.

Sablambut's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sablambut's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

2. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

3. Never feed lots of gooseberries to swans while wearing brown coats.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.