Armsittan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, happy bat.

Armsittan created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armsittan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Armsittan, it will be very unhappy.

Armsittan's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Armsittan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Retreat if nine birds approach from the east.