Fabbonaf is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, resourceful gnu.

Fabbonaf created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabbonaf, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fabbonaf, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fabbonaf's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fabbonaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Do not take Fabbonaf's name in vain.

5. Always remove dresses before touching silver.