Cipbestflam is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, humorless gorilla.

Cipbestflam created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Cipbestflam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cipbestflam, she will remove you from existence.

Cipbestflam's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cipbestflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Always obey Cipbestflam's priests.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Never hurt monkeys.

5. Heed all visions.