Hunhubjam is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fast cow.

Hunhubjam created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunhubjam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hunhubjam, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hunhubjam's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Hunhubjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick bats.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think ill of sick ducks.

4. Hunhubjam loves manatees, so they must be respected.

5. Shun those given to vanity.