Gathitruttspag is a god.

It takes the form of a large, ill-tempered octopus.

Gathitruttspag created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gathitruttspag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gathitruttspag, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gathitruttspag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gathitruttspag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Gathitruttspag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Do not travel during spring.

4. Run away if eight turtles approach from the south.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.