Mifsas is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient snake.

Mifsas created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifsas, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mifsas, she will turn you into a dog.

Mifsas' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Mifsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your chest with fawn markings.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to moths while wearing magenta shirts.

3. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

4. Never record names.

5. Never pray while filled with fear.