Miglarnbig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful scorpion.

Miglarnbig created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miglarnbig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Miglarnbig, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Miglarnbig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Miglarnbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at dusk.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Remain bowed during prayer.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Miglarnbig.

5. Always help geese.