Govbellbap is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, almighty toad.

Govbellbap created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govbellbap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Govbellbap, he will be very unhappy.

Govbellbap's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Govbellbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs pink.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.

5. Never feed grapes to aardvarks while wearing ear rings.