Gedcatran is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, awesome mongoose.

Gedcatran created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedcatran, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gedcatran, he will turn you into a mole.

Gedcatran's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gedcatran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Feed all hungry sharks.

5. Always share melons with strangers, but never with monkeys.