Gubbesskar is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, tiresome giraffe.

Gubbesskar created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubbesskar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gubbesskar, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gubbesskar's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gubbesskar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near sharks while wearing pink coats and balancing six silver spheres on your arms.

5. Do not commit murder.