Bossgomcedpakbutsigfig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing crane.

Bossgomcedpakbutsigfig created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossgomcedpakbutsigfig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bossgomcedpakbutsigfig, she will laugh at you.

Bossgomcedpakbutsigfig's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bossgomcedpakbutsigfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bossgomcedpakbutsigfig.

4. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

5. Never write about asteroids.