Mabstragjam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil alligator.

Mabstragjam created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Mabstragjam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Mabstragjam, it will turn you into a mole.

Mabstragjam's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Mabstragjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always store oranges above ground.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Always look after injured rats.