Bognurtbid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless crow.

Bognurtbid created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bognurtbid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bognurtbid, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bognurtbid's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bognurtbid's Holy Commandments

1. Bognurtbid loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Never record names.

5. Shrews are not to be trusted.