Fetruttkon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm rat.

Fetruttkon created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fetruttkon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fetruttkon, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fetruttkon's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fetruttkon's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Fetruttkon must be the most important thing in your life.