Binfabrat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, witless chicken.

Binfabrat created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binfabrat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Binfabrat, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Binfabrat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Binfabrat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Never feed lots of carrots to turtles while wearing red scarves.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not resist order.