Spagtunfitzig Listfid is a god.

He takes the form of a large, happy hyena.

Spagtunfitzig Listfid created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Spagtunfitzig Listfid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Spagtunfitzig Listfid, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Spagtunfitzig Listfid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Spagtunfitzig Listfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow aardvarks to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Do not wear trousers marked with turquoise.

3. Never bounce near turtles.

4. Do not place cherries upon stone.

5. Never cross rivers at dawn.