Nurt is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered fish.

Nurt created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nurt, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nurt, he will turn you into a hamster.

Nurt's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

2. You must pray to Nurt eight times a day.

3. Never stain your arms with pink.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.