Binshavstip Raksanstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, self-assured bee.

Binshavstip Raksanstrag created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Binshavstip Raksanstrag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Binshavstip Raksanstrag, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Binshavstip Raksanstrag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Binshavstip Raksanstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Fast once a month.