Rullfosskabfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, caring mongoose.

Rullfosskabfoss created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullfosskabfoss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rullfosskabfoss, it will strike you with lightening.

Rullfosskabfoss' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rullfosskabfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges on fasting days.

2. Never paint your feet gray.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never point your chest toward the north during prayer.

5. Never play with disobedient children.