Nibcemfub is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, cheerful mole.

Nibcemfub created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibcemfub, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nibcemfub, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nibcemfub's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nibcemfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Never approach rivers carrying stone.