Migranhab is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic meerkat.

Migranhab created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Migranhab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Migranhab, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Migranhab's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Migranhab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Always store apples above ground.

5. Never gather three badgers near doors.