Mabstragvig Afquimdumtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent swallow.

Mabstragvig Afquimdumtaf created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabstragvig Afquimdumtaf, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mabstragvig Afquimdumtaf, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Mabstragvig Afquimdumtaf's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Mabstragvig Afquimdumtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare garlic during summer.

2. Never allow shrews to witness sacred rites.

3. You must love Mabstragvig Afquimdumtaf.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never adorn your back with red markings.