Vidpasnurl Ril is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered goose.

Vidpasnurl Ril created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Vidpasnurl Ril, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vidpasnurl Ril, it will be very sad.

Vidpasnurl Ril's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Vidpasnurl Ril's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Vidpasnurl Ril on top of all buildings.

2. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

3. Always count to eight before sleeping.

4. Never travel toward the south during summer.

5. Always store coconuts above ground.