Sascinleg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage tortoise.

Sascinleg created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sascinleg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sascinleg, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sascinleg's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Sascinleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of balance in the presence of children.

2. Never wear mauve tights.

3. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

4. Always share turnips with strangers, but never with dogs.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.