Cabdimlamquag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring narwhal.

Cabdimlamquag created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabdimlamquag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cabdimlamquag, it will not care.

Cabdimlamquag's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cabdimlamquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers in need.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Cabdimlamquag on top of all buildings.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Put Cabdimlamquag first in all things.

5. Do not hurt horses.