Linzanbet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, sage crane.

Linzanbet created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linzanbet, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Linzanbet, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Linzanbet's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Linzanbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always maintain humility during fasting days.