Davmintal is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able hamster.

Davmintal created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Davmintal, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Davmintal, it will turn you into a worm.

Davmintal's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Davmintal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning moons.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.

5. Heed all visions.