Konmapbim is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, smart crow.

Konmapbim created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konmapbim, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Konmapbim, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Konmapbim's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Konmapbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near grasshopers while wearing purple coats and balancing nine platinum spheres on your legs.

2. Never think ill of sick shrews.

3. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

4. Retreat if four dogs approach from the west.

5. Never skip in the presence of elders.