Yogwongub is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome chicken.

Yogwongub created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogwongub, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yogwongub, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yogwongub's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Yogwongub's Holy Commandments

1. Always store melons above ground.

2. Never record signs.

3. Never allow ants to witness sacred rites.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Never eat bark.