Midnullhak is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, selfish sheep.

Midnullhak created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midnullhak, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Midnullhak, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Midnullhak's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Midnullhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch blood while unclean.

2. Badgers are not to be trusted.

3. Always help snails.

4. Do not prepare peas while wearing shoes.

5. Never record secrets.