Butarnfatstip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless camel.

Butarnfatstip created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butarnfatstip, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Butarnfatstip, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Butarnfatstip's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Butarnfatstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Butarnfatstip.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near seals while wearing white scarves and balancing five lead spheres on your head.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.