Targwontal is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless rat.

Targwontal created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targwontal, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Targwontal, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Targwontal's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Targwontal's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with yellow.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

3. You must pray to Targwontal four times a day.

4. Never talk about dark energy near goats while wearing black stockings and balancing five platinum spheres on your hands.

5. Never touch blood while blessed.