Nillyattwee is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, kind gnu.

Nillyattwee created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillyattwee, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nillyattwee, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nillyattwee's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nillyattwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

3. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

4. Never remain standing at midday.

5. Do not listen to music.