Cisstar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy lizard.

Cisstar created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisstar, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cisstar, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cisstar's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cisstar's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to mice while wearing trousers.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near manatees while wearing fawn ear rings and balancing five silver spheres on your feet.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Cisstar loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help snails.