Artfenpas Febranlag Moblidhinlig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, slow shrew.

Artfenpas Febranlag Moblidhinlig created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artfenpas Febranlag Moblidhinlig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Artfenpas Febranlag Moblidhinlig, he will ignore you.

Artfenpas Febranlag Moblidhinlig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Artfenpas Febranlag Moblidhinlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Run away if five mites approach from the west.

4. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

5. Never record numbers.